Ah, dear Jddm! When it closes, it's already a hell. But when he opens it! On January 24th, your favorite newspaper, Muta (dixit yourself) put on the front page a man like the Manufacturer in manufacture every two millennia: John of God, the new Minister for Justice, John of God (for the intimate), the last convert of Popol.
"To be a minister, according to Momo".The title is just as dashing as the colossus of one meter ninety, black suit, straight look, which flattens the red carpet (symbol of power so desired) the weight of his 110kg (he had to take Since then, John of God speaks to you, so Jddm attended his first ministerial council at the Unity Palace on January 16, the last one certainly, since this guy only once every five years in Cameroon. "He was impressed while waiting for the President of the Republic, I was very worried and then a door opened in my back, I did not know it was a door and he came out straight in. I jumped, everyone got up. "
Exactly like in the mafia movies. The entry of Al Capone ... "I was happy (like a bishop of Cameroon who is found for the first time in front of the Holy Father, note of the mutant) and I said: here are the people who build this country", adds John of God.Yes, they are indeed 65 Cameroon builders. And then, "I felt the enormous weight of responsibility hanging over my shoulders. Fortunately, he has them wide enough, his shoulders, the Jdd!
Then we learn that "these people we see from the outside are working. We work all the files of the Republic and those of elsewhere. In simple words. It is our ministers who handle the cases of Rca, Gabon, Russia, France (yes, yellow vests), United States, Venezuela, etc. And Cameroon is doing so well! John of God continues, "You go into the office at 8 am, at midnight, you're still there."
Words of a marveled. The Buyam-sellam market Mvog Mbi Yaounde is better, she spends the night under the stars, waiting for the delivery of the goods. "I do not want to disappoint this man. Beg the minister. Sorry, it's already done! With this case where you put Bamilekes and Jews in the same holocaust sauce, a Sunday night, live from the Crtv! Moreover, here is the reaction of the Supreme Popol on this subject: "Akie! Just arrived and the pit is already filled? From source!
And then, hands raised to heaven as in a pagan dance, John of God says: "Paul Biya is a sacrificed, I want to be like him. Help me help him, help me help you. A sacrificed like Joan of Arc, it's true.
As for us, how are we going to help you help a man who goes to the stake to save us? Complicated, no? Paul Biya, "It's someone who bears all the responsibility of our country on the head. ", Says Momo.It is the saying that is caricatural.Our president carries Cameroon like camel his hump. Without ever moaning!
As an epitaph. "I swore to give what I have so that the Cameroonian people recognize the benefits of this president." Promise of Jean de Dieu ... Lagaffe.
Reporter: Daily Mutations